Happy Birthday, Josh

On account of the fact that Josh isn't really doing anything for his birthday until late into August, and therefore almost making today completely redundant, I thought I'd give him a special treat.

To Josh: 
Right, it's time to give you your well-thought-out and positively mind-blowing birthday wish.

BANG.

And that was just the starter. Wait until you see what happens next.

ZOOM.

Did you see it?

That was the Audi R8 whizzing by with a banner that says "Happy Birthday, Josh" on it. If you missed it then it's your own fault. I paid good money for that imaginary car and banner combination that I totally just drew on Paint. The most expensive bit was working a way for the driver to drive through your imagination.

I've accidentally just given perfect context for the phrase "It's the thought that counts."

Happy birthday, you oaf.