I'm Waiting for my Xbox to Work

Hey, I need to do something, and I found this on Sophia's blog and I decided that time killed is time not wasted.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Peter
2. Pete
3. Hutch

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. Peter Hutch
2. Peter H
3. Peter Umm, yes, I'm very simple with my name. 

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Watched the end of the episode of Smallville I was watching
2. Eat dinner
3. [redacted] of course I'm joking. I haven't done that in ages.

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm the Messiah
2. I'm the most awesomely hilarious person on the face of the planet.
3. My modesty Irony FTW.

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My former life
2. My apparent super-form of anger that actually goes above the limit for anger that that test had
3. The way I put myself down

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Kettering Cork I have already worked out that I'm adopted so of course I don't come from Kettering.
2. Wolverhampton Cairo Again, same reasoning.
3. Krypton The Messiah has to get his superpowers from somewhere.

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Staying like this weedy little piece of shit that I am
2. The magic talking leopard when he's drunk
3. God "I must ask you Mr Wayne Hutch, why bats Christ?" "Because that's what I'm afraid of."

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. My seeing eyes.
2.
3.
No, of course I'm not naked. But did you see your face?

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Food.
2. Water.
3. Warmth. They're pretty much essential all the time.

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. My Messiah-Suite
2. My Messiah-a-rang
3. My Messiah-laptop computing device

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Kaiser Chiefs
2. Journey Just the one song mind. I think you know what it is. 
3. Foo Fighters

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Love
2. Respect
3. Loads of kick-ass friends

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. DO-ON'T STOP, BELIIIEEEVIN' Oh-ooh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2. Ghost Busters!
3. Black betty

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Make loads of money becoming an internet porn star As if there's any other kind
2. Begin to learn how to drive
3. Make something super awesome.

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. Deciding that saving the damsel in distress from Evil Tyrant Lord Dukeystein from his castle in the land of Morditch was really not worth crossing the hugely dangerous world of Corkwood and the interweaving webs of the internet.
2. Being an arsehole
3. Not becoming the genuinely awesome person that I am now sooner

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. A relationship
2. Someone like me, who will find my awesomeness awesome
3. A good cook

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. Cliché Life Stuff It's officially the best thing in the world
2. I've given the world a second chance
3. The second coming

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I am the Messiah
2. I was adopted, because I'm the Messiah and I wasn't born of this world
3. Both of my big toes are called Jimmy and it often gets horribly confusing when I'm only trying to talk to one of them

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Eyes
2. Lips
3. Shape

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Ability to always have a conversation Because I'm not very good at conversation starters
2. Uhh, the fact that they like me
3. Humour

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Sustain a relationship Scratch that, BE IN a relationship
2. Magic out of a can
3. Lie

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. Take a freaking guess "Can't miss what you can't remember" fuck that statement
2. Simplicity
3. My childhood was awful, so there really isn't anything else

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. A new necklace so that my chest doesn't feel so naked I suppose a bra could do that too.
2. Walter, but forever
3. A family

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. Crap childhood
2. Cliché Life Stuff
3. You guys

THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Writing
2. Being awesome
3. Spontaneous thinks about stuff

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. [redacted] Okay, it's not funny a second time. In fact, it's quite disgusting. 
2. A poo, come to think about it
3. Learn telekinesis and save everyone's lives. It'd make the whole defeating Evil Tyrant Lord Dukeystein thing a lot easier.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Author/script writer I guess I already am a script writer
2. Director
3. Teacher

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. My home planet
2. California
3. Peru

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Charmander
2. Pikachu
3. Squirtle I used to love Pokémon. In fact, I still do

THREE BOYS' NAMES:
1. Oliver
2. Peter
3. James Yup, I just copied Sophia's

THREE GIRLS' NAMES:
1. Vesper
2. Jane
3. Alectra And again.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Defeat Evil Tyrant Lord Dukeystein That's a given really
2. Make Zombie Plan The entire movie, not just the trailer
3. Climb up to Machu Pichu I really missed out when I didn't go to Peru. I got to go to the Prom instead. The Prom sucked. 


Okay, so I did take it as a bit of a joke, but if you got a laugh out it, so did I.
I'll bring you the more regular, awesome stuff soon.
Pete out.