Whoa, it feels like forever

I'm sorry, fans, I've been not particularly busy and thus nothing interesting has happened aside from teaching and various Krewe times. Having Friday off was a nice change too.

But then...

*20th Century Fox theme tune*

[Trailer guy voice]
One man and his two feet...
...must take upon a journey of epic proportions.
Me: "*pants* why didn't I just take the bus?"
When in fact he could've stayed at home and wait for Joe to get him.
Joe: "I did give him the option, but he tried to stalk us to town"
The journey was in fact, not that epic.
Me: "Well when they said back before 5, I assumed that being in town at 16:23 would have given me adequate amount of time to find them and get my lift."
His mistake may cost him his life.
Me: "I'm fine, they picked me up when I was on London Road."
But now he must escape...
Me: "I went to the cinema!"
... from the clutches of evil.
Evil Tyrant Lord Dukeystein: "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
Me: "I actually can't argue with that."
Peter Hutchinson stars in...
... Joe's 18th.

As you can tell, with all the film trailers I saw in the cinema, and the fact that I was in the cinema, and with my almost finished state of my own film trailer, I've gone completely obsessed with film trailers, and now I must make more! Perhaps I can make Karate Kid 3: Revenge of the Asians starring Josh Quach. 0.0 That's happening.

Anyway, yes, the film in question was Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, and by god it was awesome. It's that sort of film that starts a bit "Oh haha, that was quite funny" and then this dude flies in through the window, and then Scott punches him in the face and it's like :O:O:O:O:O:O:O:OP:O:OP:OO:O:O:OP:O:OP:O:OP:O:OO:O:OO:O:O:OOO:O:O:P:P:P:P:P:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:OP:P:OP:O:O:O:O:OO:O:O:OLOLOLLOLOP:O:OP:OP:OP:LO::L::L:LK:LThat's quite a face to make.
"Hey is Scott in?"
*Scott jumps out of window*
"Actually, he just left."
*Scott reaches in to grab coat*
That had the whole theatre roaring with laughter. Seriously, that was indeed hilarious. When a director, producer, writers and editors manage to cobble together what appeared to be the most visually awesome movie of all time (with added addition of badass hot chick and loads of funky comic-strip graphics) with what was quite possibly the most laugh-out-loud (yes, I know, I said lol and that's against everything I stand for) movie of all time, you know you've got a winner.
The only problem is, I don't think it'll get the recognition it deserves, especially with Avatar's re-release in the cinemas, which is totally smashing all other adverts in the face, but Avatar had its turn, let all the other awesome movies that have just come out and are about to come out have a chance. I get what they're doing, but I honestly don't see the point. Do a straight-to-DVD release for it, you'll still get plenty of sales, James Cameron you arsehole.

Anyway, enough about the movie. We then had an amusing walk back to Joe's, in which I seemed to race every single person there as they tried to overtake me on my leading role. Even Becca managed to run for a fairly long while, and only stopped when we realised that the others had run round a corner, and then we sat on a little transformer box, and then she tried to make me fall off! Well, I wasn't having any of that, so when I went down, she came straight down with me... and hurt her ankle. We then discovered the rest of the gang completely blending into the environment as they plated Assassin's Creed to try and sneak past us. Needless to say we caught on, and then when they had stopped their tom-foolery, I and Becca seeped in Assassin's Creed style too. We are simply the coolest people on Earth.

Anyway, we then picked up Bekah in town and proceeded the rest of the way to the dug-out at Joe's house. Well, we set up everyone in Joe's house first, and then we escorted Bekah to her house to get changed from posh Bekah to casual Bekah. While she was doing that, I, Joe and Luke were talking to her sister while munching on strawberries. More fun ensued when we walked her back.

Anyway, unto what this night was originally all about. There were so many of us for Joe's little house, but with the constant mixing of peeps, I reckon it worked out quite well. Occasionally the Boosh-Krewe would be alone and chat shit while everyone else was drinking, but hey. Oh yeah, there were lots of shots. I personally didn't drink much, and once again was reminded of the fact that the only beer/cider/lager thing I like is Strongbow, which I'll admit is delicious. We had Fosters and Budweiser, both of which taste shit, so I stuck to shots and Bicardi. That does me fine. After a few of these I got tipsy, but then we ran out of the nice drinks, so my light head eventually turned into a headache, but that's fine. But yeah, enough about my drinking, let's talk about everyone else's drinking. Becca had two shots and a Bicardi :O and we broke Josh too 0.0 But to be fair, those apple sours, or whatever they were, were fricking delicious, and so is Bicardi, I don't care if people say it's a girl's drink - it tastes nice, and nice drinks are nice.

But now, onto the important issue of the evening. Dukey, Josh Q and Aimee had one hell of a lot to drink. Dukey was an idiot with the drinking, and managed to neck about half a bottle of straight vodka, which he is a complete idiot for doing. Josh Q drank literally everything in front of him, and eventually he was biting Maisie's ass. This wasn't at all awkward. Luke took pictures on my camera, he tells me, I haven't taken a proper look at the pictures from that night yet. The funny part was that they were getting properly drunk while everyone else was sobering up. As I said, all the good drinks were gone at this stage and it was just Josh Q drinking fuck loads of beer and Dukey at the vodka.

Anyway, after settling down, the Boosh-Krewe+Tom took Bekah home, and then we came back to find Josh Q with his guts in a bucket, and Dukey sprawled out on a double air-bed. At 5 this morning we finally managed to settle everyone down and find beds for ourselves, and then Dukey puked in a bucket, so Joe's bedroom was cleared of Becca and I while Tom and Joe sorted Dukey out. Then we finally managed to settle back down and try and get some kip. This didn't go so well for me, since Joe's bed dips inwards, and I'll admit I spent about an hour wondering whether my feet were constantly touching Becca's pillow or her face. I figured out at like 7 that it was the pillow, however her feet were in my face. A few minutes later Becca woke up, and decided that she wanted some food, and I joined her. After some delicious eggy bread we sat and talked for about two hours before Joe woke up and joined us, and thus the cycle of different people waking up and trying to salvage some food. I think I and Becca got the best breakfast. But yeah, it was the typical nice wake up after party mellow atmosphere going on, which is always nice. I'll tell you what though, I feel quite honoured because Josh Q had forgotten the moments between him puking and going to sleep, but he did say how he remembered my voice. Aww. I do have a pretty amazing voice; very calming.

Anyway, I've been ranting for aaaaages now, so I should really shut up.
I apologise on behalf of everyone for wrecking your house, Joe, but I'm sure they didn't mean it.
And hey, just think about this, there are other things that happened that I haven't mentioned; that's how awesome yesterday and this morning were!
More of those nights, please.