First Lesson - Janina
Once again, I was thrown into exam conditions as Janina made me talk about stuff to her... in German. It wasn't really that exciting. Last week I crumbled under the pressure and failed, but this week I prepared myself without doing too much work and didn't do all that badly. I'm slightly more confident about this exam now, so hesitant thumbs up and all that.
Tutor Time
Lauren gave me a piece of her cake and the way she wrapped it up in foil made it look like a penis. That's funny. Also I found out that people have been having a hay day with pictures of me in the yearbook. Seriously, there are loads of them. Most of them embarrassing.
Second Lesson - DT
Today's DT was very easy. I started with a steel tube, and then I cut it. The first cut was difficult since I was using an already dull blade, and by the time I'd cut through the 1x1inch tube it was actually blunt. Now, I've never met the god of saws before, but I'm pretty sure he was smiling upon me today. I asked Nigey B for a replacement, and he gave me a completely new blade. I looked upon it with awe. Never had I seen such wonderment within a thin strip of toothed metal before. The blue lubricant coating shimmered in the light. It was fantastic. It took 5 times less time to cut the tube again with this brilliant work of mechanical art. I may be going over the top with this, but I don't care. Also, today was my last day with Casey's class, and since I'd actually finished the work I had intended to do in that lesson, I sat with them for a while. Fortunately, Westie got to endure the wrath that is Casey Secondname along with me, which was kind of cool. At the end of the lesson she hugged me and told me that she loved me... which is always awkward. Huh, they say that teachers always pick a favourite, but I think in this case the favourite picked me. Ironic. Oh, Josh was there too.
Third Lesson - Deutsch
We watched the first half of Napola today! But enough of that. That's a film. You don't want to know about that. I bet I know what you want to know about. Yes, I found out exactly what the cake was. It turns out, that it wasn't a delicious cakey substance with your run-in-the-mill sponge and jam filling, but it was in fact a cookie. I know, confusing right? Not only was it a cookie, but it was two cookies. And in between, there was a delicious chocolate filling. It was the single-most delicious thing I have ever tasted. Ever.
I ate most of it before I had a chance to take a picture.
But yeah, that was that.
Fourth Lesson - Free
Uhh... well, there's one way to define this lesson. Black Comedy Power Point Finales Testes Test. That's just it, I'm afraid. I have no idea why this particular webpage was called this, but I was so amazed by it that I had to remember it. And so I did.
Fifth Lesson - Free
Ah, this lesson was fairly interesting. We got some filming equipment and some sport equipment out in order to help Dukey film a sports video for his eBusiness. What was interesting about this is that the Pink Panther was involved. A lot. When I say the Pink Panther, I actually mean a stuffed Pink Panther, but a Pink Panther nonetheless. After we got too cold to stay outside in the cold (it was cold) we decided to go back in. I had the intention of hiding and never being seen with this pink monstrosity dangling around, but Josh and Dukey had other ideas. Yup, they paraded around the school with the panther on their shoulders. It was quite a sight, and the reactions we got were priceless.
Well, that wraps that day up. All in all it was a pretty good day. I only dicked around for one lesson, which isn't bad. It isn't bad at all. Sometimes I dick around for an entire half a day, but not today. Today was all about getting shit done. Oh wait, in DT I dicked around about with my kids... does watching a movie count as dicking around? I didn't really do that much work in the first free, and the second free definitely counts as dicking around. I dicked around today, and that's not acceptable. And hey, because it's the last day of term tomorrow you get a special treat! That's right. You get a-whole-nother post all about my day! But tomorrow is special because I'm... ah, but that would be ruining the surprise that you all know about. Fiendish bastards.
But before I go, I'd like to say that two people in the world are really angry at Google. They must have gotten annoyed at it, because they typed "define fraptous day!" The words they used in non-internet-search-engine-bar were "Come on Google you multi-function penis-vagina! All I want you to do is tell me what the fuck fraptous day is!" That then led them to my blog. Awesome or what?
Also, while I was searching the internet I found this:
It's not porn!
The crocoduck is the single-most amazing thing I've ever seen.
Until our next adventure.
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