How To: Write Your Name

I first came up with this idea when Dukey to write a forum guide on the RichChief forums. He obviously meant tips on using the forum effectively, since he posted things like HowTo: Post an Achievement Guide and HowTo: Enable a Quick Reply Box. I decided not to go down this traditional route and go for something else instead. This is the result of Dukey trying to get me to do something professional on the internet. 

A very important part of social communication is the ability to write and spell your own name. Unfortunately, I don't know how to spell your name because I don't know what it is, but I guess I'll give you a short list of possible names that you could own.

Alexander
Tutankhamen
Alec
P
Granite Moths
Evil Tyrant Lord Dukeystein
Marble Hornets
Gracie Fields
Tag Cloud
Colonel Gaddafi
Minecraft
Janina Boltze
Usein Boltze
Cruzer Blade
Adam
Jim.
Just Jim
Seriously Just Jim
Gamelli
I Can't Believe it's not Betty
How Many Times! Jim Isn't Short For Anything!
Stacey
No that's not my name.
Bob.

If you belong to this shortlist of names, congratulations! You now know how to spell your name.

As for writing your name, there are two formats in which you could do this.

Pen and Paper
An important part of your life will be signing important documents with your name. In order to this, follow these simple instructions.
1. Find the parchment on which you must write your name.
2. Find a pen
3. Put the pen on the paper in the appropriate position
4. Glide your pen across the paper following the same shapes that the letters of your name make up
WARNING: If you push down too hard with your pen you will rip the paper and have to start over.
5. Congratulations, you have written your name!

On the Computer
WARNING: This guide assumes that you already know how to use a computer and find the appropriate document in which you need to type your name into
1. Open the required document
2. Place your cursor over the appropriate area for signing
3. Push down quite hard on the keyboard, hitting only the letters that correspond with your name. Don't worry if you make a mistake, you can easily push the backspace button and start over.
WARNING: The internet is a dangerous place and I don't recommend you idly throw your name everywhere for you can have your identity stolen.

Thank you for reading my guide on name writing.