Accurately Creepy Friday

Yup, I went for the first adjective I saw thing again.

But before we dive deep and dirty into the world of Friday, I want to take a look at an interesting conversation from yesterday. If I still had a Salute to Stupidity running, it'd go in there, but this is the here and now, and I don't do waiting. You deserve to see this now.

Becca and I were talking in our communal free yesterday, and then she started poking my phone, which was in my pocket.
Me: Becca, that's my penis.
Becca starts fondling the phone inside my pocket.
Becca: Ooh, your penis is so big and hard.
Joe jerks his head around and stares at us both with a look of worry and confusion.

That was hilarious.

First Lesson - Media
We were talking about audience today, which gave me a perfectly good reason to fuck around. Seriously, the criteria for building your ideal audience member was stupid. Let me show you what I wrote.

Self image -
Gender - Mainly male but I'm not too fussy
Age - 15 + (young adults). This is insanely necessary.
Family - N/A
Class - Middle/working class. I don't deal with the likes of tramps and snobs.
Nation - Great Britain. Fuck everyone else.
Ethnicity - If they watch the movie I don't care. I'm not a racist.
Education - They'll have to be educated enough to earn money to go to the cinema.
Religion - Doesn't matter
Politics - Doesn't matter
Location - Must live somewhere near a cinema
How to address the audience - Talk to them
Likes - Having a laugh, socialising, watching films
Dislikes - Soppy romantic films, root vegetables
Intended response - Watch the film, join forums in order to effectively plan for the zombie invasion
Audience interaction - Click l> to play

As you can see, I really take audience theories seriously.

Second Lesson - Deutsch
We started the lesson with the difference between aber and sondern. Aber means but and sondern means but. I think you can see why there'd be a confusion. I believe we concluded that sondern meant 'but instead...' whereas aber just meant 'but this happened'. I bet you're confused now, aren't you? Well, I'm not explaining it further. I can't remember what Paul said about Media Studies, but Hoier came out and spat on it, so I shouted at him. Mr Nichols then defended me in my ever-more difficult struggle against the close-minded scientists. Us creationists don't get much praise in today's England. When I say creationist, I mean someone who creates, not someone who believes in the creation theory, just to clarify. Personally though, I believe in a balance. The lessons I take pretty much cover everything. Media is my art, my analytical subject and my humanity. German is my academic subject, all about learning a language and the culture it derives from, which again crosses over into the humanities section. DT is the bridge between creating and physical science, as well as material properties. I don't understand these fools who look at my subjects and frown. I solve all arguments with my subjects. They're just awesome. Deal with it.

Third Lesson - Free
So I meant to do the media work that I didn't do for today's lesson, but then I ended up somehow wasting an entire lesson. Don't ask how it happened, but forty minutes of the lesson vanished into thin air. The rest of the lesson, however, I won't bother going into since I'm tired and remembering annoying things annoys me.

Fourth Lesson - Free
Friday afternoons are just fantastic. I love Joe and Becca. The first part of the afternoon simply involved us doing a bit of work that we needed to do, and we soon finished that all up, so the rest of the day happened in the soft seating area.

Fifth Lesson - Soft Seating Area
What do I actually remember about this time? I do remember that the art vs science debate happened again, but since Becca is totally on my side for this Joe didn't stand a chance. Although I don't think that there was actually an argument. I don't know, I remember there being a face off for something along these lines. But still, it was all good fun.

So, that was Friday. Saturday is my next big party at the Hoier's house. I'll make sure I blog Sunday.

Until next time! *Theme tune*

P.S. I’m sorry for the lateness of this post. My laptop hasn’t yet decided how it connects to the internet. Sometimes it wants me to use the Ethernet cable, but now I’ve just discovered that it wanted to do it wirelessly. I hope HP send an update for this and fix it. Also, the rest of you need to start posting regularly. I have needs too, you know.