Waistcoat Wednesday

Yeah, I know it's not next week yet, but I simply couldn't miss out writing about my first Waistcoat Wednesday. Besides it being Waistcoat Wednesday, it was also an awesome day, so naturally I had to write about it. It's just one of those days, y'know?

Erste Stunde - Deutsch
In diese Stunde hatte ich meine Sprechen-Prufung. Es war nicht so schlecht nach meine Ansicht. Ich ging im 'Boardroom Anex' und I can't be bothered to do the rest nach Deutsch. Grundsaetzlich musste ich fuer 15 Minuten ueber doofen Themen. Halt ein. Ich spreche noch Deutsch. Hmm. Das ist cool. I must apologise to everyone who can't read German. Also, I must apologise to the people who do speak German because I'm almost certain there are some spelling errors in there. Don't talk to me about grammar errors though, because you know that I don't give a damn about sentence fragments. We use them all the time in speech, so why the hell not on mein Blog? Also, it must be stated that Becca managed to make a German pun before the start of the lesson. Joe asked me when/if I had an exam, and so I replied "nine" as you do if you think someone is asking what the time is. Becca then giggled a lot and then made the pun. I'm not even going to write down what the pun was, because it was actually quite awful. It warranted a "haha" from me, but nothing more. FYI, "nein" is your clue.


Second Lesson - Media
Once again we had to actually do a lesson. Actually do a lesson. It wasn't the worst thing to happen, because the lesson went so quickly. Miss T basically got us to write up all of the things we learned/improved upon while using digital technology over the last two years. That's a lot. Actually a lot. Actually a lot, though. I didn't find it all that difficult or strenuous though, so I managed to finish before the end of the lesson and Miss T was all like "Ah, but you didn't talk about how you used the internet" but that'll take five minutes so I'll do it three minutes before the start of the next Media lesson. 'Cause that's the way I roll.

Third Lesson - Free
This lesson was kind of weird. I found my Luke and my Dallamore and my Sophia. This was cool but... hold on... *SPOILER ALERT* ... but Luke and Sophia were holding hands. At first I passed this off as the same sort of thing that was happening yesterday with all the closeness, but then arms went places and did stuff and then I was all like 0.0 and then Hoier walked past us and he was all like :S *random pointing* so my suspicions started to raise at this point. After our trip to the library everything was confirmed and everyone shouted "called it!" but we didn't really call it, and it was still a little bit of a shock. A mild, dampened shock, but a shock none-the-less. Anyway, after all that Dallamore and I were like "Should we kiss to break the tension?" but that managed to break the tension anyway. Oh, by the way, there was only tension because we were completely surrounding by couple-ism. After we took Maisie to lunch we ended up in the Lecture Theatre to do nothing. I took some paparazzi shots of Luke and Sophia doing it at the back of the theatre. Want to look?

It's practically pornography. 

They weren't expecting it, bless them. Anyway, then I managed to get some footage of Luke and Quach having a pretend sword-fight to the Pirates of the Caribbean theme, and I must say I'm a damn good cameraman. I shall endeavour to Facebook it, but normally I can't be arsed. Also, today, just to mark it as the first official one for me, this picture was taken.

You know you want some.

Oh, that's what my hair looks like now. Yeah, I'm tall and ginger now. Apparently all that hair was weighing me down. I'm joking, I'm actually on the far right. How did you fall for that?

Oh, by the way Luke and Sophia, if you wanted to keep YOUR NEW RELATIONSHIP on the down-low so that everybody doesn't START TALKING ABOUT IT and ASKING YOU LOTS OF AWKWARD QUESTIONS then I'm sorry, but I've totally ruined that for you. Like, completely. COMPLETELY.

Fourth Lesson - Teaching
Yeah, I feel all blogged out now if I'm honest. I used a lot of my blogging in that last lesson because it was totally scandalous and shit. But, I shall soldier on and make the rest at least half as awesome as that. This lesson was kind of a no-brainer for me. The kids today were making their basic CD racks, and I got to oversee this and help out where I could. Of course, when Mrs Wright says that I'd be willing to help, the kids see this as an opportunity to try and get me to do their work for them. But I'm made of some pretty tough stuff, and only ever told them what to do. Yeah, the only time I actually did anything was when I got bored of watching them fail time and time again at screwing a screw into a bit of wood, so I gave them a demonstration. I know, the kids of today are pretty retarded. Now I feel bad for saying that they're retarded. Only some of them are retarded. Anyway, because these kids don't know if touching the teacher's laptop is completely taboo or not, so I ended up in the computer room because one of the kids wanted to change the slide on the PowerPoint. I sighed and went in. Casey (the blondest girl in the world) pulled a Courtney on me and got me to help her with her work, but then wouldn't let me leave again. Since I was bored of helping the others, I chose to stay and help/chat. This was pretty much the standard until the end of the lesson. She's also threatening to Facebook me.

Fifth Lesson - DT
Hilton joined us this lesson so we could get a healthy dose of his take on worldly issues. I'm honestly running out of steam right now so I'm going to simply add this:

Japanese Rainbow-Excrement Pigeon

That's not my best drawing ever, but I'm tired and used up too much blog on the hot topic of the day. LUKE AND SOPHIA ARE TOTALLY A COUPLE NOW. Thought I'd put that in for good measure, just in case you didn't get that before.

Ciao.